Friday, April 22, 2011

Bitchy Review: Braxton Family Values

This new reality show on We just aired its second episode yesterday and it is centered on the lives of the Braxton sisters, their individual journeys as well as the one they take as a family. Unquestionably the most recognizable of the family is Toni, whose recent financial struggles and divorce have landed her in the news; this show is documenting as she reinvents herself and starts a new chapter in her career. Her four sisters, three of whom are her backup sisters, also have their place in the show. The one that stands out the most of the four others to me would be the youngest, Tamar, who is without doubt an attention hog. More about that later. I believe Traci is next in line after Toni; Traci was one of Toni's backup singers but left the industry entirely to be a wife and a mother. Towanda is one of the backup singers and as of the last episode, was getting ready to give her husband separation papers. Trina is another of the backup singers who also is part of another cover band and as of the last episode, was confronted about her recent behavioral shift and increased drinking. Then there's the baby, Tamar, who is the other backup singer and if I remember correctly had a little stint as a solo artist herself. She's married to Toni's manager, which as I'm sure you're aware causes some strife as Tamar strives to once again establish herself as a solo artist instead of just being known as one of Toni's backups; however it looks like her husband is still doing his job as Toni's manager and doesn't look too open to the idea at the moment.

The first episode was more of an introductory episode, introducing us to the sisters and where they're at in their lives; the latest episode focused on Trina, in reference to her recent DWI arrest, behavioral shift and increased drinking. Trina is shown as 'enjoyin the drank' anyway, but according to her family the usage has increased in recent weeks, which boils down to her unhappiness in her marriage, where I believe mutual infidelities were committed. Earlier in the week Tamar spoke with Trina's husband, where she came to the conclusion that Trina's husband was definitely a contributor to her sister's behavioral shift, which prompted them to call the family's therapist for help. Because of her sudden anger at her sisters when they went to visit her at her other band practice under the idea that she was the lead singer and they walked in when she was doing backup so they confronted her about it, her sisters thought it would be best to schedule an intervention of sorts. Like most who are cornered into an intervention, Trina was upset and felt her sisters were sticking their noses where it didn't belong and at first seemed to be very closed off by the questions posed by her sisters and therapist, but it came out later that she was dealing with alot of pent up anger and frustration because of the events unfolding in her life at the time. There was a little focus on Towanda, who is also going through marital problems with her husband, who from the little bit I saw appeared to be a dick who doesn't listen to a word she says, seemingly perfectly content with her being the breadwinner and having her needs neglected for his own. The last bit about her showed her telling Toni she was going to give him separation papers, hopefully to show him that she can and will leave, encouraging him to change his ways. There was a little bit about Mommy Braxton's blackberry dumplings and how she was making for a cook-off, which apparently nobody liked but her; I found that a little funny. They didn't want to hurt her feelings, but they all hated them. The next episode previewed Toni talking about how everything was a segue into the Tamar show, and then it cut into a clip with the 5 at dinner and Tamar was talking about her sisters' husbands and basically how none of them were any good, which seemed to be upsetting all of her sisters.

I gotta admit, I'm not too fond of Tamar. She seems too loud, too over the top, and quite negative when it comes to others' ventures because she's so focused on her own and what she wants. I want to like her, I really do because she's pretty funny too, but she has to grow on me, I guess. Toni seems pretty much the way I pictured her, calm and more peaceable, a softspoken person. Granted, alot of attention has been on her other sisters, but from what I have seen, she's likeable. Trina seems confused, like she's in a fog about what to do in her life. Towanda seems calmer, a bit more fun-loving but grounded, although she seems to be battling a little of her own confusion as to what she should do. Traci by far seems the calmest, probably because she's not in the industry with her siblings and doesn't have as much stress as they do. In short, they're a likeable bunch, entertaining and completely individuals, but centered on their family at the same time. It's a good thing to see in the wake of so much unhappiness in families and divorce. Hearing that they have their own family therapist brought a raised brow from me, mainly because I'd never heard of that before, so that showed me that some growing had to be done to get to that point, but because she's still on call it shows that they're committed to being a better and closer-knit family. It's a refreshing thing to see nowadays, when most troubled families or families with individuals battling their own demons prefer to sweep the issues off the rug or go on in dysfunctional bliss, either because they don't want to deal with the issues under the rug or are afraid to confront them all. This family looks like they're open to dealing with them in order to stay together and I like that. If we weren't a gubment family, I'd suggest we get a family therapist too. lol

I like the show. It's entertaining, focuses on more than just one person, and allows us to see a little more of what really goes on, what I mean by that is that its not The Hills type of reality, its just reality. I've heard that We is no stranger to making things worse than they seem because they do it with Bridezillas, but they get viewers and show what happened to lead up to these previews and allow us to discern these situations for ourselves. If a drama-filled preview is what gets viewers to watch, then that's their tactic I guess. It works, so I can't hate entirely. This show is filled with drama, but its normal family drama from having so many personalities and lives functioning in such close vicinity all the time. If you like family shows, the Braxtons or hell even just one of the sisters, I say continue watching. If you're not fond of attention hogs, the sometimes misleading previews or overbearing relatives or if it reminds you of your own family and you're looking for an escape, Braxton Family Values probably isn't for you.

Bitchy Grade: (out of 5 bitchy stars) 3 stars= just bitchy enough

Btw, here's the Bitchy Grading System for new tv show reviews:
1= baby bitch
2= close, but no bitch
3= just bitchy enough
4= a lil too bitchy
5=total bitchfest!
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Friday, April 15, 2011

Well, it's happened.

The death of soap operas has finally hit ABC, where yesterday it was announced in a shock move that both AMC and OLTL have been cancelled. It surprised me, especially considering that AMC just finished reassuring its viewers that the show wasn't going anywhere, but let's be honest. We all knew this was inevitable; although I do wish it wasn't done at the same time. So when February of 2012 hits, we (provided there are no more cancellations) will be down to four soaps. Y&R and B&B on CBS, btw who even watches Bold and the Beautiful anymore???, GH on ABC and DOOL on NBC. Pretty lonely, don't ya think? Ten years ago, soaps were thriving. There were 9 soaps. There are now 4. By the time I have kids and we're watching tv together during the day, soaps are going to be ancient history and that makes me very sad. Soaps have been part of my life in some way as long as I've been alive, and even when I'm not actively watching I still try to keep up on at least the character ins and outs. It's still hard for me to accept that in five years, there will probably only be 2 soaps, if that, on the air. YR is still highly successful and still pulls in alot of viewers, as does GH. I guess the glory days of the other soaps are behind them according to ABC, since their viewership continues to drop as the years pass. I thought ABC scored a major coup when it was announced recently that Roger Howarth (ex-Todd, OLTL) would be returning to the show. For years now its been floating around that ABC was trying to pull him back in, and with the cancellation of ATWT last year, the rumors got even stronger since he hadn't been signed to another soap. The possibilities with that and Trevor St. John (Todd, OLTL)'s storylines are massive, and although they dropped the ball by letting Susan Haskell (Marty) go right before Howarth returns to the show, I still think they can do alot. The possibility of having St. John's Todd be an imposter is still there, and I think it would be so interesting to see Marty's reaction at hearing that the real Todd is back and actually being face to face with the person who really raped her as opposed to the person she thought did it for the better part of the last 5 years. The show has the potential to really do something big before it goes off the air next January, so if anything I would suggest that they start trying to bring characters back to tie up storylines and in essence, the entire show, before it goes black.

As for AMC, I don't know what they have going on because my own interest has waned, but I suppose as far as characters coming in or going off, its been pretty quiet, which I guess? is a good thing, but I do wonder how they're going to tie everything together and end the show in the next five months. I think it sucks that AMC goes off the air four months before OLTL does, because that leaves them less time to really do anything as a good storyline takes about that long from start to finish, but I probably will come back sometime during the summer so I can see how the show will be ending. Same with OLTL though, I think AMC should start bringing back characters, just to tie up the story and give Pine Valley a fitting sendoff. Of course, it wouldn't be a proper end to the show if there was no Adam, or Joe and Ruth Martin, so they better bring them back. Honestly, if schedules permit, I'd suggest trying to bring back a few recently departed characters; let us fans say goodbye to them one last time. It's kinda okay if a character leaves the show but there's a door open to their return sometime in the future, but if the show itself is ending, I think it would be better to bring them back and let us have the final goodbye as well. Viewers need that, as crazy as it sounds. They need the opportunity to say goodbye to the characters and the town they've gotten used to. I know some people are like 'yeah, whatever' but honestly, sometimes fans and viewers cry when the show's been cancelled. You're taking a piece of our childhood away, taking away these people and these towns that we love and have loved for years. Why wouldn't we feel some kind of way about it?

Alot of fans say that the move to LA began to put the nails in AMC's already lowered coffin, and while I think it did contribute in a big way, I don't think it killed the show entirely. I kinda think the move to LA made it obvious that the show was going to die regardless and the move to LA was more of a strategic last ditch effort to save it. I think we lost out on alot as a result, since a few characters did not make the move and the show lost all of its already casted children (ironically LOL) from the New York set, but if I'm being completely truthful, I think the show was already on its last legs when the move was made. Cutting costs with the new sets in LA just pushed that date back a little. I don't know when others stopped tuning in, but after the whole Satin Slayer, Reese and Bianca and Babe's death, I just lost interest. By the time the show made the decision to move to LA, I wasn't watching anymore. Every time I have gone back, I wasn't interested enough to stay. So can I say in retrospect that the move was a good idea? I don't know. I think it might have saved the show from meeting its maker by a year or two, but we already knew this day was coming because of the past two cancellations and AMC's constantly falling ratings. With that said, I suppose as a whole, its probably past time to start saying goodbye to daytime. GH is still going strong, as is Y&R. I don't know about DOOL, but considering that NBC hasn't pulled the plug as of yet, I'll assume its going well. However, within the next five years, unfortunately I don't see those being around either. The sun has set on the era of daytime soap operas, reality tv and talk shows are taking over. Supposedly this is what the viewers want. I mean, how many friggin talk shows do you need?? It's bad enough that every and I mean just about EVERY channel has some form of reality show, some channels have entirely geared their programming around it! TLC is now a reality channel, as is MTV, VH1, Food Network, E!, Style, should I keep going? You have to take our soaps as well? I'm sick of reality. It would be awesome if all the soaps got their day on SoapNet, but even their programming is shifting within the next year or so. If all the soaps got to keep going and just be shown on the Soap channel, I wouldn't mind. But like I said, the dawn of daytime is over and reality has set in, seemingly here to stay. Apparently people can't get enough of looking in on someone else's life and we're going to be introduced to multiple sets of people trying to get their time in the sun, their 15 minutes of fame. Irritating. Immensely irritating. And you're killing our soaps for this. In a word, its bullshit. I hate reality tv, for the most part, and I definitely don't think you should kill an ERA, ICONIC, LONG-RUNNING programming for friggin REALITY SHOWS!!!! Soaps are our escape! That's what they were made for! Let us have it! You've already killed two other, ICONIC, LONG-RUNNING soaps, and what pray tell took their place? LAME ASS GAME SHOWS. @_@ And now, you're making us say goodbye to La Lucci and the ever fab Erica Kane and the awesomeness that is Erika Slezak, Miss Viki Davidson herself, and for what? TALK SHOWS. You already have talk shows, ABC, your entire morning is talk shows and everything following it is news---more talk. And for some reason you feel you need more on top of that? You really need it so much that you'll kill soap operas, shows that are older than probably half of your damn staff? Get real. -_- Can you tell I'm mad about it? lol
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